Cats.
So many of us have them...and sometimes I wonder why. Take our cat, Dave, for instance. No, seriously, take him. Kidding, Dave stays...but I thought I would try to weigh some of the positives and negatives of having a feline around...specifically Dave.
Dave the Cat.
Pros:
-Looks cute sometimes
-Plays nice with kids (Declawed in the front as well)
-Dances
-Kills and Disposes of Mice/Bugs
CONS:
-Sheds on everything, everywhere
-Hairballs frequently
-Pukes frequently
-Meows Frequently for No Reason
-Lays down at your feet, pokes you with cold nose, then attacks your toes shortly thereafter.
-Smelly Litter Box Requires Frequent Cleaning/Scooping
-Food Smells Up Kitchen
-Tries to or Sometimes Actually Sneaks Out When You Open the Door
-As of late, he passes gas. Not a joke. Cats Fart.
...Ah, what am I sayin'. He is nice to have around...and he can be pretty cute/fun. Anyway, as long as we have some carpet cleaner, lint rollers, cat litter deodorizer, plenty of cat food, socks, and a closed gate at all times, we will be just fine! Good Old Dave...still pawin' along. He DID survive being hit by a car, however I think that contributes to his now excessively "loving" personality....and that's all I have to say about that.
-Rich
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